Nice Layup, Pu**y Tee
200 yards out. Water in front. Green is reachable.
You know what time it is.
Then your buddy reaches into his bag and pulls out a 7-iron.
Oh, for f*ck’s sake. 😂
Here comes the explanation.
“I’m just gonna lay up to a good number.”
A good number?!
Nobody came out here to watch you strategically position yourself for a comfortable 92-yard wedge shot.
GO FOR THE DAMN GREEN.
Maybe you clear the water.
Maybe you stick it to six feet.
Maybe you send a brand-new Pro V1 directly into the center of the pond.
But at least you can look yourself in the mirror afterward knowing you had the balls to try.
The Nice Layup, Pu**y Tee is dedicated to that one buddy who calls it course management while the rest of the foursome calls it exactly what it is.
So the next time your boy pulls an iron while everybody else is reaching for the 3-wood, give him the recognition he deserves:
Nice layup, pu**y!
Because sometimes golf isn’t about making the smart decision.
No guts. No glory.
The Goods:
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the center
ParTee Favorz — It’s not fore everyone. It’s just fore you
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
